I'm gonna nail you so hard. ;)

ASK ME!   I hope to one day become a licensed nail technician and to work in some fancy shmancy salon so I can give people the fabulous manicures that all fingers deserve! I do hate feet though. I hate toes. Which is a pretty big problem.. Oh well. :1

Feel free to ask me any questions!

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Any one Texas bound? Come see me at “The Hair Place”! 

…..The owner is in the works of having the name changed to “The Hair & Nail Place”…. I know I know. Awkward name. :(

Any one Texas bound? Come see me at “The Hair Place”!

…..The owner is in the works of having the name changed to “The Hair & Nail Place”…. I know I know. Awkward name. :(

— 5 hours ago with 6 notes
#nail art  #nails  #acrylic nails  #cute  #cute nails  #cute nail art  #ombre  #ombre nails  #ombre nail art  #gradient  #gradient nails  #gradient nail art  #sunset nails  #tropical nails  #palm tree nails  #palm trees  #polishophrenia 
Sorry for all my poor quality pictures. Haha. But here’s my quickie from last Friday! The blood is shiny and the nude is matte. But as all matte top coats are, by now everything is cracking and looks tacky as hell.

Sorry for all my poor quality pictures. Haha. But here’s my quickie from last Friday! The blood is shiny and the nude is matte. But as all matte top coats are, by now everything is cracking and looks tacky as hell.

— 1 week ago with 6 notes
#nail art  #nails  #cute nails  #cute nail art  #cool  #cool nails  #cool nail art  #blood  #blood nails  #blood drip  #bloody nails  #bloody nail art  #matte  #polishophrenia 
DON’T LET BROKEN NAILS GET YOU DOWN! JUST SCULPT A NEW ACRYLIC NAIL! 

PS uploading out of order.. Oh well. My polka dot nails were after this. So my fake nail is in there. See how nicely blended it is! You can’t even tell it’s a fake nail. Besides its thickness.. But yeah!

DON’T LET BROKEN NAILS GET YOU DOWN! JUST SCULPT A NEW ACRYLIC NAIL!

PS uploading out of order.. Oh well. My polka dot nails were after this. So my fake nail is in there. See how nicely blended it is! You can’t even tell it’s a fake nail. Besides its thickness.. But yeah!

— 1 week ago with 2 notes
#nail tech  #powers activate  #sculpted nail  #sculpted acrylic  #fake nail  #broken nail  #not so broken anymore  #polishophrenia 
Didn’t like this shade of purple.. Well.. I like it! But it’s not what I wanted. Still showing you my nail adventures though. :P

Didn’t like this shade of purple.. Well.. I like it! But it’s not what I wanted. Still showing you my nail adventures though. :P

— 1 week ago with 10 notes
#nail art  #nails  #cute  #cute nails  #cute nail art  #polka dots  #polka dot nails  #purple  #cellphone quality  #polishophrenia  #almond shape  #stiletto nails 
Oh yeah, I got my license! Thank you everyone for your support! Even though I don’t post often anymore cause of work (and laziness). I have 2,000 amazing followers and I never thought that number was possible for me. Needless to say, I can’t believe my Gradient Graveyard is still being reblogged throughout the internet with 21,000+ notes! That’s insane! I look back at those nails and the shape and cuticles make me laugh. But I’ve come a long way since then. And I hope everyone sticks around. I love you all. :)

Oh yeah, I got my license! Thank you everyone for your support! Even though I don’t post often anymore cause of work (and laziness). I have 2,000 amazing followers and I never thought that number was possible for me. Needless to say, I can’t believe my Gradient Graveyard is still being reblogged throughout the internet with 21,000+ notes! That’s insane! I look back at those nails and the shape and cuticles make me laugh. But I’ve come a long way since then. And I hope everyone sticks around. I love you all. :)

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#nail tech  #license  #manicurist  #TDLR  #winning  #started from the bottom  #polishophrenia 
This ELEVEN YEAR OLD GIRL wanted an acrylic set and some cute ass cat design she showed me. I told her she should make an appointment with me so I could bring all the appropriate colors but she didn’t want to.. So I used what was close! Pet peeve. ;(

This ELEVEN YEAR OLD GIRL wanted an acrylic set and some cute ass cat design she showed me. I told her she should make an appointment with me so I could bring all the appropriate colors but she didn’t want to.. So I used what was close! Pet peeve. ;(

— 1 week ago with 5 notes
#nail art  #nails  #cute  #cute nails  #cute nail art  #cat nails  #cat nail art  #inspired by  #someone  #idk  #polishophrenia  #acrylic nails  #acrylic  #acrylic set  #LITTLE KIDS SHOULD NOT GET ACRYLIC  #BAD PARENTING 
Another set of fake nails that took me 5ever. :( Alas.. I’m proud..

Another set of fake nails that took me 5ever. :( Alas.. I’m proud..

— 1 month ago with 15 notes
#nails  #fake nails  #acrylic nails  #french tips  #white tips  #polishophrenia 
Neon rainbow gradient nails for my lovely Megan darling! It’s to match her costume for work, the theme being Neon Nights. She is a neon dinosaur.

Neon rainbow gradient nails for my lovely Megan darling! It’s to match her costume for work, the theme being Neon Nights. She is a neon dinosaur.

— 1 month ago with 22 notes
#nail art  #nails  #cute  #cute nails  #cute nail art  #polishophrenia  #neon  #neon nails  #neon nail art  #rainbow  #rainbow nails  #rainbow nail art  #gradient  #gradient nails  #gradient nail art  #ombre  #ombre nails  #ombre nail art 
After two years of square nails, I’ve finally taken the plunge and given myself almond shaped nails! Or round.. But they are pointed round.. Not stiletto.. So that would be almond, right? -shrug- Anyways, I love them. And they hurt me less because there aren’t any sharp corners to worry about. And now, I don’t have to worry about corners dulling out.
:D

After two years of square nails, I’ve finally taken the plunge and given myself almond shaped nails! Or round.. But they are pointed round.. Not stiletto.. So that would be almond, right? -shrug- Anyways, I love them. And they hurt me less because there aren’t any sharp corners to worry about. And now, I don’t have to worry about corners dulling out.

:D

— 2 months ago with 159 notes
#nail art  #nails  #cute  #cute nails  #cute nail art  #ice cream  #ice cream nails  #ice cream nail art  #round nails  #almond shape  #almond shape nails  #almond nails  #rhinestones  #nail jewels  #polishophrenia  #new nails  #nail shape  #pastel  #pastel ice cream  #i don't even